Patootie

Patootie is the largest winter fox, and Rootie and Cutie’s older brother. He is long and slick. His fur is not fluffy or soft and he doesn’t want it to be. He is usually in a bad mood because he hasn’t gone on a date in years. He is the only one of his kind and travels through the snow alone, grumpily searching for love. Packet loss is his power and he usually feels that it is an inconvenience at best. A gray cloud of freezing rain follows Patootie everywhere, which grows in size and intensity the more agitated he gets. Needless to say, intimacy has always been a little tricky for him. He is rarely hungry because he is always munching on his feelings, but when he does eat an actual meal it’s usually quick savory foods like sardines and tuna salad. Good luck catching this guy because he’s always on the move and not easily tricked.