Glorp

Glorp is the cutest creature of the deep, with a round belly and chubby cheeks. He is small but fiesty with his glowing red eyes and angler fish dangle danglin’ from his head. His dark grey and purple scales help him blend in with the dark crevices that he swims through. He loves to snack on kelp and Swedish fish. Spritz is what will really get you splashin’ when using Glorp. He prefers cold salt water and only comes to the surface to spit game to the other fishies and crabs. Baby shark has been his most listened to song for 5 years now and all of his neighbors are tired of hearing it but it makes him feel good so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.